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White Trash World (enough said)
This is my school:
" We no longer list SUNY Albany in our list of national party schools because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals with amateurs." -Playboy Magazine
Can't get enough of SUPER GREG
Game 1 : Be FRANK THE TANK
Jody's Drinking Game:
my friends love drinking games. some of them play beer pong, beirut, quarters, baseball, buzz, chamber, burn out, or flip cup. but my favorite one is where you sit in your room writing a paper, taking a drink every time you hit the spacebar. i call it "weekday."
Game 2 : Hit the Penguin
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned
QVC commercial
Where's the rake?
Crazy Jesus thingy
This dog has some pent up tension toward pikachu - Dirty Dog
Game 3 : My Favorite
Just because this is my site(they go to albany too)
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Awwww ... how cute
Masturbation
Slap a HO
How Carrie wins Peanut Butter:
"Peanut Butter Sandwiches...the Lunch of Champions"
It was 11:35 AM. The children were gleefully ripping open their lunch boxes to discover the surprises their parents had packed for them that morning. Their hopes were crushed, however, as they pulled out turkey and cheese…ham and salami…even spam! But not quiet, little Louie.
No, Louie was different. You see, his mother had packed him a fresh, creamy peanut butter sandwich with grape jelly on whole wheat bread. Just as Louie’s mouth opened to welcome the first little bite of heaven, his world shattered. With one swift move Melvin, the giant class bully, had swung his greedy little paw and snatched the peanut butter sandwich from Louie’s fingertips! Melvin’s teeth clamped down on the soft bread, and he belted out the most evil laugh I have ever heard as he chewed his stolen treasure. Then the world began to move in slow motion. The students all turned their eyes in horror as tiny Louie, half the size of Melvin, stood up, his teeth clenched with rage. Suddenly, with all his 50 lb might, he socked the peanut butter thief square in the nose! We gasped as Melvin’s face crumbled into a sob, and the cherished peanut butter sandwich flew into the air and landed into the hands of Louie, its rightful owner. As big, bad Melvin screamed in pain, Louie simply sat down quietly and continued munching on the sandwich as if nothing had ever happened! Through Melvin’s wails, I swear I saw a little smile form on Louie’s peanut butter stained lips.
From that day on Louie was not only known as our lunchroom hero…but he had become the superhero for peanut butter lovers all around the world.
To much fun with MS Paint
No reason other than because Dirty Sanchez
People who leave their cars on the street with tape covering their broken windows are obviously too trusting.
I mean, when your car did have glass for a window, someone broke into it. How is tape any more of a deterrent?
What are the thieves going to say? “Ooh, that like looks like duct tape, we can’t beat that.
Let’s look for one with scotch or masking.”
One of those eye things
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Jail Bait Test
This cop says know your roll bitch